Cookie-Fortunate!
I ordered takeout at the local (Americo-)Chinese restaurant last week. Opening one of the fortune cookies, I remembered that the one I had opened the previous week had two fortune slips in it, although I couldn’t remember what the fortune was.
And then I realized that there were two fortunes in this one, too! No, wait: three! And I read the first one, and thought “Oh, yeah, that was it!” And the other two were … the same. Comme ça:

So, while “every-thing” might be overstating it, I am way-fortunate in receiving extra fortunes!













