A modest execution proposal
John Allen Muhammed, the “Beltway Sniper”, was just executed by the state of Virginia by lethal injection. The U.S. Supreme Court denied a last-minute appeal. Many people think this was necessary to provide closure. I think we haven’t done enough.
For one thing, the news reports I’ve read have said “his family’s reactions were not discussed”. What the fuck? His family? Are we talking immediate family? We let them live? What kind of a country is this? I don’t think they’re talking about kissing cousins, either. This sounds like immediate fucking family. As far as I’m concerned, we’re just getting started.
Next stop: he was born in New Orleans. Now, yes, granted, the Bush administration did everything in its power to destroy the city already, but last time I checked, it’s still fucking there. This means that potentially there are neighbors, schools — people instrumental in his very upbringing — who are still alive and kicking.
And don’t get me fucking started on the Muslim bit. Islam is still legal after the rampage? WTF?
Pinko Justice Stevens dissented from the majority opinion opposing a stay by noting that it is “perverse” to execute a criminal before his appeals process has concluded. Appeals?! You’ve got to be kidding me. This guy gets appeals?! He’s a fucking terrorist.
But it gets worse. I’ve heard it proposed that we should have just chopped off the guy’s hands. Nonsense. Modern prostheses are awesome. They have shoulder control. I was listening to an amputee vet just tonight talk about them. So they proposed chopping off his arms. But as far as I’m concerned, he would still have his head, would he not? And to the people who think we should have just cut off his head? For fuck’s sake: the guy worked for Farrakahn. You think a little head-chopping is going to stop him?
But –
[sigh. deep breath.]
I can deal with these liberals. I just needed a pause. There are people — real people — supposed Americans — who thought that imprisoning him for life would have been effective. “It would get him off the streets,” they argued with straight faces. “He could never hurt anyone again.” Blah blah blah unable to differentiate right from wrong blah blah blah human rights blah blah blah counter-productive in a realm where jihadists regularly make martyrs of suicide bombers. And you thought not killing his family was bad. Seriously: I know where some of these commies live. Contact me by email. We’ll sort this out.














November 11th, 2009 at 00h10
And every time I cross-post something like this to Twitter, I realize there are people on the Internet who won’t get it.
November 11th, 2009 at 22h52
OK, score one for the prediction department of mcgees.org.
Homework:
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