{celebrating a decade of learning to write — in front of an audience}



Here’s a token of my openness, of my need to not disappear

I’m pretty sure the A/C adapter on my laptop is going bye-bye, and in an effort to not have it take my laptop with it, I’ve unplugged it.  My mom lent me a Mac which is simply awesome and is making me think of giving up Ubuntu.

Oh, wait, I think I meant kinda like a plastic toy with fewer keyboard shortcuts, but, still, THANKS MOM!

Diss diss diss Mac Mac Mac.  I know, I know.  Here it is in two sentences: “Everything the designers thought you should do is trivially easy.  Everything they didn’t want you to do is completely fucking impossible.”  If it’s a choice between “makes the easy stuff easy, the hard stuff impossible, and everything uniformly pretty” and “makes the easy stuff possible, the hard stuff possible, and every UI look like a different mongrel dog”, please sign me up for the latter.  Except — most of the easy stuff is easy now in Ubuntu, and it’s getting more handsome.

Anyway — I may not respond quickly to your attempts at contact.  But I love you anyway.  Some of you.  You know who you are.



11 Responses to “Here’s a token of my openness, of my need to not disappear”

  1. Karina Says:

    No Way <3  Favorite album ever.

  2. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    Yes, it’s a bad A/C adapter, and the computer store wants $40 to replace it.  Also, Karina is not aphasic, she was concisely and correctly identifying that the post title is a reference to the song No Way by the band Pearl Jam on the album Yield, and that she loves that album to the degree that she considers it her favorite of all time.

    Join the fun, there is almost always a more-or-less obscure reference in every blog post — frequently in the title, the URL, or both — and it’s a wacky-cool game for the whole family to identify them!  W00t!  Hint: If you don’t get it, it’s probably one of “Pearl Jam”, “Eddie Izzard”, or “Henry David Thoreau”.

  3. Karina Says:

    she was concisely and correctly identifying that the post title is a reference to the song No Way by the band Pearl Jam on the album Yield, and that she loves that album to the degree that she considers it her favorite of all time.

    Indeed. And I’ve got the tattoo to prove it.. (lame, I know haha)

    I usually only get PJ references…if any. :|

  4. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    And I’ve got the tattoo to prove it

    The traffic sign?  Or something else?

    (lame, I know haha)

    Then we’re both lame.  I’ve been planning to get the bird part when I figure out where:

  5. Karina Says:

    Yep. A yield sign in black ink on my wrist. With a few lyrics from “Given To Fly” to come fairly soon. :-) And I’d never seen that bird before.

  6. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    A yield sign in black ink on my wrist.

    Inside, outside, or really creepy that I’m asking about your tattoos?

    With a few lyrics from “Given To Fly” to come fairly soon.

    To the uninitiated, she is talking about a rock song describing a character whose arc stretches from

    A bad time, nothing could save him
    Alone in a corridor, waiting, locked out

    to

    And he still gives his love, he just gives it away
    The love he receives is the love that is saved

    That last word is “saved-rescued”, not “saved-reserved”.

    Frequently I really wish people could understand Ed’s lyrics while he sings them.  He wishes he “was a messenger and all the news was good“: he’s is a messenger, all the news is profoundly not good, and messengers need to enunciate clearly.

  7. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    Also, Ed, come on, subjunctive, OK?  “Were” would scan as well as “was”.

  8. mcgees.org » Blog Archive » You will read this. And you should. Says:

    [...] berated Ed Vedder for not using the subjunctive in the song Wishlist.  But every time I get self-righteous about [...]

  9. Karina Says:

    Inside, facing me. The questionnaire is not really that creepy…yet.  Anyway, the only thing that delays my lyric-inking actions is the fact that my mother and/or future children might find “fuckers” offensive/embarrassing. :x

    DUDE, you think too much. Hell, he’s always drunk, half the time you can’t even understand what he says when he’s talking, let alone singing. No one would notice if the songs were grammatically correct anyway…well, except you, of course. :p

    Ugh. Grammar was never my forte, as you’ve probably noticed. But hey, I have an excuse, I’m foreign. ahaha

  10. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    DUDE, you think too much.

    No one’s ever told me that before!

    Oh wait yes they have.

  11. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    Oh, and of course “fuckers” got past every radio station I’ve ever heard, so you could replace it with something like mblklrers in your tattoo, and not be too far far from the canonical lyrics.

    Previously: Songs edited for broadcast.  That is also an overthought post, but I must insist that you comment either on that one or the grammar one — as penance for something (?).  And yes, I’m using “must” modally.  :-)

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