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How An Accountant Spammed His Beavers Away

BeaverRepel.  WTF?  Is this anyone’s #1 problem in life?  Can I live in that world?  I got there through a Google Adwords link from a search that I assure you had nothing to do with repelling beavers (don’t even try, Bob Mike.)  At least the phone spammers guess reasonably correctly that I might have an expiring auto warranty.  That’s a huge net being cast for people in beaver danger.



2 Responses to “How An Accountant Spammed His Beavers Away”

  1. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    In fact it’s even safe around children and pets, because BeaverRepel is made with all-natural ingredients proven through centuries of use. Earth-friendly, people-friendly, but beavers hate it! When you need to rid yourself of beavers quickly, why risk your children’s and pet’s health with dangerous and toxic products?

  2. Karina Says:

    *chuckles*

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