Bachelorhood: The Horror (movies)
Since this incarnation of bachelorhood, I have felt not so much bachelor as vaguely pathetic. But tonight, I am relaxing with horror DVDs and TV dinners, watching with headphones on a computer monitor I needn’t share, with a drink, on the sofa. All I need now is to loosen my belt and belch — that, and pretend I’m drinking Pabst and not a mimosa.













