On being almost totally officially old
Maxim’s Top 10 Hottest Women, 2009 edition, in ascending order by age:
- Rihanna: 20 February 1988
- Megan Fox: 16 May 1986
- Bar Refaeli: 4 June 1985
- Olivia Wilde: 10 March 1984
- Mila Kunis: 14 August 1983
- Adriana Lima: 12 June 1981
- Eliza Dushku: 30 December 1980
- Jordana Brewster: 26 April 1980
- Jennifer Love Hewitt: 21 February 1979
- Your fearless site owner.
- Malin Akerman: 12 May 1978
And Akerman? We’re “close enough in age that [we] could not be siblings”.
As for weird and archaic standards — what would the corresponding list be for men, and would there be anyone younger than I on the list?














May 20th, 2009 at 09h17
Well, gee, so I guess that makes me officially old. =)
I’m using that as permission to leave my right-turn signal on for 3 days.