“You think and keyboard far too well for us to respect your opinions”
From a survey site:
In order to ensure quality survey results, our system has built-in checks that evaluate the quality of responses and the length of time our panelists take to respond to a survey. The lack of quality and/or short response times suggest that you have not read the questions thoroughly enough to provide thoughtful responses. Thus, we regret to inform you that your participation in this study is no longer necessary.
I guess I’ll pretend to be less skilled at thought and keyboarding if I want my cookie next time.













