{celebrating a decade of learning to write in front of an audience}

May I live in Garmin’s world, pleeeease?

I live in a suburb of Los Angeles, California, USA.  Unfortunately, Garmin’s GPS receivers are designed for a parallel-universe-version of this city called Los-Angeles-With-No-Red-Lights.  This is why their GPS receivers have me get off the 60 freeway in Pico Rivera when I’m going to San Gabriel, and why my journey through the surface streets of downtown-but-not-so-beautiful-no-matter-what-Leno-says Burbank this afternoon, ostensibly to avoid a traffic jam, ended up taking six minutes longer than estimated.  I understand not finding optimal solutions, even to the point of my ignoring directions and taking time off the estimated arrivalTSP is, of course, NP-complete — but not weighting surface streets with delays from traffic lights (or woefully underestimating, which equates to the same thing)?  Really inexcusable.

Maybe our red lights just suck here.



2 Responses to “May I live in Garmin’s world, pleeeease?”

  1. Bob Mike Says:

    I wouldn’t forgive it for taking me to fucking Burbank, traffic lights or not.

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