The Human Psyche, Far From Home
Maybe if I attempt a brain purge onto the net:
I cannot stop dreaming about Katee Sackhoff.
Probably unrelatedly, I am awakened by back pain every morning.
The pain I can deal with. The subconscious obsession is creeping me out. It’s as if I’m stalking her in my sleep. I’d steer clear of myself if I had the option.
In a show full of cover models, she is not, probably, the likely candidate for this. But talent playing crazy-intense-complicated wins over boobies almost every time (cf. Jodie Foster). If a politician emerges with anywhere near her ability to control microexpressions, we’re in trouble.
So, Katee, forgive me. I promise I’m not stalking you consciously. Just go on surfing.
Or, you know, email me.
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January 28th, 2009 at 08h58
Don’t worry about it; I’ve had creepy sexy dreams about David Bowie and Benjamin Franklin for years. Usually separate, but sometimes both in one dream.
Sadly, I am not joking about this.
January 28th, 2009 at 09h23
My fever dreams (the ones you get when you’re sick) — every time, are Bob Hope and Bing Crosby building a wall out of giant white blocks, then they get mad at each other and knock them all down. EVERY TIME. Since I was a small child. No more “Road to…” films for small children, I say.
January 28th, 2009 at 13h15
In my fever dreams, I often dream about flowing mud. I am also hearing a low humming sound as the mud flows. All goes well and then all of a sudden the mud stops flowing freely and turns into something like cloth and bunches up. The humming sound gets broken up in time with the cloth/mud. The cloth tries to smooth itself, becomes flowing mud again, and the smooth humming continues until everything bunches up again. It’s weird. I’ve had those dreams for as long as I can remember – even from very early childhood.
Would probably take that over sexy dreams about Bowie or Franklin any day, though . . ..
January 28th, 2009 at 21h06
Mine are closer to Amal’s. I envision large shapes with particular colors, rotating. Although I began to have them before I knew what a pulsar was, some behave precisely like pulsars.
Here’s the cool part: they match the headache I’m having. If it’s a dull ache, it’s a round ball. If it’s sharp, it’s a cube on point or some complicate crystalline structure. If it throbs, the “pulsar” matches the rate. As for the colors, “purple headache” and “red headache” make sense to me in some weird way, so, yeah.
February 3rd, 2009 at 01h15
[...] sure which shows greater benevolence.) But Win-Tab? It’s not going to displace Katee — but it might well show up in my dreams. I can’t [...]
September 1st, 2009 at 14h02
Apparently I am not the only one. And they’re 55% off and I’m not getting a kickback through this link! What a deal!