I CAN’T REEEAD!

From my chair this afternoon, I heard Sebastian incessantly licking something plastic-sounding.  After quickly running through a list of plastic-sounding things that could kill him, I decided this is one of those things I was better off not knowing, and went back to work.

I just went to go make some lemonade, picked up my 1 lb. bag of generic sucralose, and found it covered in, seriously, like a two-millimeter-thick sludge of greyish bodily fluid.  Three guesses.

So: Splenda transferred to new bag, hidden from cat, and mental note added: check on weird licking sounds.

Your ad here for US$1/month.  Find out how.


2 Responses to “I CAN’T REEEAD!”

  1. Petra Says:

    It could have been so much worse.  He could have noticed that it has the texture of sand.

  2. Amal Says:

    Oh my. Petra’s right.
    Ugh.

Leave a Reply, but read first

  1. Feel free to leave replies even to very old posts.
  2. You have pretty much free rein to write whatever you like.  Just make it contentful and it will probably stay, even if you are abusing me.  Just:
  3. Don't bother spamming.  Your links are automatically tagged "nofollow".  You won't increase your Google rating.  Nobody will click them anyway.  Save us both some time.
  4. Advertising Policy: The URL field is for personal blogs, not commercial enterprises.  Have a valid website or product to advertise?  Those do get clicked, and it's cheap.  Click here to advertise.  Otherwise, your URL is subject to deletion at editor's discretion.