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I CAN’T REEEAD!

From my chair this afternoon, I heard Sebastian incessantly licking something plastic-sounding.  After quickly running through a list of plastic-sounding things that could kill him, I decided this is one of those things I was better off not knowing, and went back to work.

I just went to go make some lemonade, picked up my 1 lb. bag of generic sucralose, and found it covered in, seriously, like a two-millimeter-thick sludge of greyish bodily fluid.  Three guesses.

So: Splenda transferred to new bag, hidden from cat, and mental note added: check on weird licking sounds.

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:28:59 -0500
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2 Responses to “I CAN’T REEEAD!”

  1. Petra Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    It could have been so much worse.  He could have noticed that it has the texture of sand.

  2. Amal Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:01 am

    Oh my. Petra’s right.
    Ugh.

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