{celebrating a decade of learning to write in front of an audience}

I CAN’T REEEAD!

From my chair this afternoon, I heard Sebastian incessantly licking something plastic-sounding.  After quickly running through a list of plastic-sounding things that could kill him, I decided this is one of those things I was better off not knowing, and went back to work.

I just went to go make some lemonade, picked up my 1 lb. bag of generic sucralose, and found it covered in, seriously, like a two-millimeter-thick sludge of greyish bodily fluid.  Three guesses.

So: Splenda transferred to new bag, hidden from cat, and mental note added: check on weird licking sounds.



2 Responses to “I CAN’T REEEAD!”

  1. Petra Says:

    It could have been so much worse.  He could have noticed that it has the texture of sand.

  2. Amal Says:

    Oh my. Petra’s right.
    Ugh.

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