Don’t grow hands, you dolphins!

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4 Responses to “Don’t grow hands, you dolphins!”

  1. Dad Says:

    For the record…in real English…

    “Danger! Dolphins may bite.  Please do not put your hands in the pool (sic).”

  2. Bob Mike Says:

    “Don’t grow hands, you dolphins!”

    Please?

  3. Hitech Dolphin Says:

    Dolphins are the friendliest creatures I know of!

    Humans put fences to defend themselves from the power of nature. 

    The quality of dolphins is the quality of water, of emotional flow, of communication in different levels, of spontaneity, of telepathic communication. How did we forgot?

  4. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    Yeah!  Thanks!

    (No, seriously, folks — hitech-dolphin.com.  It’s an aquatic Time Cube [where there are two positions: this, and Captain Speedy!])

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