Gimme an “M”! Gimme an “A”!

Gimme a “G-R-I-T-T-E”!

Touch-ups are expected in pictorials these days.  Covering freckles and imperfections, lengthening limbs (true!), that sort of thing.  Oh, yeah, and breaking the laws of physics.

As discussed previously, I don’t usually go for blondes that much.  But Jessica Trainham of the Atlanta Falcons cheerleaders is a cutie.  She’s there on the right:

Jessica Trainham, breaking the laws of physics

For, um, academic interest, study that image for a moment.  Here’s a close-up:

Jessica Trainham closeup

What the heck?  What’s going on with the arm and the pom-pom?  Cerna’s arm appears to be entering Trainham’s abdomen, but then — what — making a 90° turn at her pelvis to hold a frilly pom-pom in front of Trainham’s naughty bits?  Frustrated art student, maybe, with a hankering for this?

Rene Magritte 'Blank Check'

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