Comments on: Exceptions to types http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/ Website of Joshua McGee Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:03:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: mcgees.org » Blog Archive » Gimme an “M”! Gimme an “A”! http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-46283 mcgees.org » Blog Archive » Gimme an “M”! Gimme an “A”! Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:21:10 +0000 http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-46283 [...] discussed previously, I don’t usually go for blondes that much.  But Jessica Trainham of the Atlanta Falcons cheerleaders is a cutie.  She’s there [...] […] discussed previously, I don’t usually go for blondes that much.  But Jessica Trainham of the Atlanta Falcons cheerleaders is a cutie.  She’s there […]

]]> By: Bob Mike http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45281 Bob Mike Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:42:42 +0000 http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45281 Annette Benning is a fifty year-old mother of four. That is not traditionally my "type", but I have such a massive crush on her that it's ridiculous. While there are many celebrities that fall within my type that I find dull or uninteresting, physically, I can't think of any that I would consider <I>repulsive</I>. Annette Benning is a fifty year-old mother of four. That is not traditionally my “type”, but I have such a massive crush on her that it’s ridiculous.

While there are many celebrities that fall within my type that I find dull or uninteresting, physically, I can’t think of any that I would consider repulsive.

]]> By: Karina http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45259 Karina Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:38:52 +0000 http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45259 Hahaha, I knew something like that would happen. I just tried it, and you just called me a smartass and a dumbass. That's what I get. :P But I'm a bit of a verbal masochist so I know I'll probably do it again. Hahaha, I knew something like that would happen. I just tried it, and you just called me a smartass and a dumbass. That’s what I get. :P But I’m a bit of a verbal masochist so I know I’ll probably do it again.

]]> By: Joshua <i>(Site Owner)</i> http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45258 Joshua (Site Owner) Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:13:52 +0000 http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45258 <i>I like dorks, even if they’re not attractive.</i> Actually, I find that a becoming quality in women, for some reason unknown to me… I like dorks, even if they’re not attractive.

Actually, I find that a becoming quality in women, for some reason unknown to me…

]]> By: Joshua <i>(Site Owner)</i> http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45257 Joshua (Site Owner) Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:12:45 +0000 http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45257 <i>PS: you have no idea how many times I’ve been tempted to write something other than “6″ on your spam question. </i> Try it yet? :) PS: you have no idea how many times I’ve been tempted to write something other than “6″ on your spam question.

Try it yet?  :)

]]> By: Karina http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45256 Karina Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:11:54 +0000 http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45256 I think I should clarify now that I'm not gay. :| OK, I've thought about it... 1. Probably Angelina 2. Actually, I can't think of anybody who's my type that I find repulsive. I like dorks, even if they're not attractive. Sue me. PS: you have no idea how many times I've been tempted to write something other than "6" on your spam question. :| I think I should clarify now that I’m not gay. :|

OK, I’ve thought about it…
1. Probably Angelina
2. Actually, I can’t think of anybody who’s my type that I find repulsive. I like dorks, even if they’re not attractive. Sue me.

PS: you have no idea how many times I’ve been tempted to write something other than “6″ on your spam question. :|

]]> By: Karina http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45251 Karina Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:55:47 +0000 http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45251 I don't mean "gay" in a sexually-oriented way, more like an expression, as in, "that's totally gay!" I'm young, what did you expect? Angelina is hot though, so I might take that one back. And her being "fucking terrifying" is probably what makes me like her more. The other two don't do anything for me. I don’t mean “gay” in a sexually-oriented way, more like an expression, as in, “that’s totally gay!” I’m young, what did you expect?

Angelina is hot though, so I might take that one back. And her being “fucking terrifying” is probably what makes me like her more. The other two don’t do anything for me.

]]> By: Joshua <i>(Site Owner)</i> http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45242 Joshua (Site Owner) Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:43:34 +0000 http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45242 <i>1. Diane Kruger</i> Yeah, <i>hot</i>. Slightly less so when she demands that people pronounce it <i>Dionne</i>. Jenn thinks she's ugly. <i>Also, I find Angelina Jolie fucking terrifying.</i> I had her specifically in mind with the "real-life insanity" instruction. 1. Diane Kruger

Yeah, hot.  Slightly less so when she demands that people pronounce it Dionne.  Jenn thinks she’s ugly.

Also, I find Angelina Jolie fucking terrifying.

I had her specifically in mind with the “real-life insanity” instruction.

]]> By: Dave (Site Brother) http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45239 Dave (Site Brother) Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:40:45 +0000 http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45239 1. Diane Kruger 2. Rainwaters Risby Also, I find Angelina Jolie <i>fucking terrifying</i>. But I'd probably do Brat Pitt if he asked nicely. Hooray for being straight! 1. Diane Kruger
2. Rainwaters Risby

Also, I find Angelina Jolie fucking terrifying. But I’d probably do Brat Pitt if he asked nicely.

Hooray for being straight!

]]> By: Joshua <i>(Site Owner)</i> http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45235 Joshua (Site Owner) Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:47:48 +0000 http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45235 Am I reading you right that "You have to be gay to find these people attractive"? Only women are turned on by Jolie, only men by Pitt and Banderas? My sampling would indicate otherwise. Am I reading you right that “You have to be gay to find these people attractive”?  Only women are turned on by Jolie, only men by Pitt and Banderas?  My sampling would indicate otherwise.

]]> By: Karina http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45234 Karina Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:42:26 +0000 http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45234 Actually, yes it does. No matter what your orientation. And sorry, for some reason I can't make my mind sit still for more than the 2 minutes required to answer (at least my answer) to your post. :| I'll get back to you on this one. Actually, yes it does. No matter what your orientation.

And sorry, for some reason I can’t make my mind sit still for more than the 2 minutes required to answer (at least my answer) to your post. :| I’ll get back to you on this one.

]]> By: Joshua <i>(Site Owner)</i> http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45231 Joshua (Site Owner) Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:59:10 +0000 http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45231 Oh, and remember the rule: liking <a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0001401/" rel="nofollow">Angelina Jolie</a>, <a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0000093/" rel="nofollow">Brad Pitt</a>, or <a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0001393/" rel="nofollow">Antonio Banderas</a> doesn't make you gay, no matter what your orientation. Any other additions to the <i>J/P/B Clause</i>? Oh, and remember the rule: liking Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, or Antonio Banderas doesn’t make you gay, no matter what your orientation.

Any other additions to the J/P/B Clause?

]]> By: Joshua <i>(Site Owner)</i> http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45230 Joshua (Site Owner) Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:55:08 +0000 http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45230 Actually, I've been thinking more about this, and I really have <i>two</i> types, and <a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm1140817/" rel="nofollow">Anna Belknap</a> is not really an exception when the types are properly abstracted. They are: <b>Tall-for-their-frame angular brunettes, Slavic- or Baltic-looking to some degree or another:</b> <a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0000463/" rel="nofollow">Famke Janssen</a>, <a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0000170/" rel="nofollow">Milla Jovovich</a>, <a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm1312575/" rel="nofollow">Olivia Wilde</a> (who <i>so</i> needs to be added to <a href="http://www.mcgees.org/2006/07/19/passing-the-torch/" rel="nofollow">the list</a>), <a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm1120633/" rel="nofollow">Martina Jacova</a>, <a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm1800249/" rel="nofollow">Svetlana Khorkina</a> (who is blonde, maybe?) Those are the ones that Jenn calls "bitchy Russian women". And the other: <b>Compact, busty brunettes:</b> Jenn, <a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0001393/" rel="nofollow">Irène Jacob</a>, <a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0000566/" rel="nofollow">Julia Ormond</a>, <a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0001401/" rel="nofollow">Angelina Jolie</a>, <a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0000932/" rel="nofollow">Halle Berry</a>, essentially <i>every ex-girlfriend</i> — and <a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm1140817/" rel="nofollow">Anna Belknap</a> So to go against type, I'd have to go to someone like "Jessica Simpson" <i>(Look, I <b>know</b> she's dumb. My fantasies don't involve conversing with her any more than my fantasies of Angelina Jolie involve balancing our checkbooks.) Actually, I’ve been thinking more about this, and I really have two types, and Anna Belknap is not really an exception when the types are properly abstracted.  They are:

Tall-for-their-frame angular brunettes, Slavic- or Baltic-looking to some degree or another: Famke Janssen, Milla Jovovich, Olivia Wilde (who so needs to be added to the list), Martina Jacova, Svetlana Khorkina (who is blonde, maybe?)

Those are the ones that Jenn calls “bitchy Russian women”.  And the other:

Compact, busty brunettes: Jenn, Irène Jacob, Julia Ormond, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, essentially every ex-girlfriend — and Anna Belknap

So to go against type, I’d have to go to someone like “Jessica Simpson” (Look, I know she’s dumb.  My fantasies don’t involve conversing with her any more than my fantasies of Angelina Jolie involve balancing our checkbooks.)

]]> By: Joshua <i>(Site Owner)</i> http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45214 Joshua (Site Owner) Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:19:12 +0000 http://www.mcgees.org/2008/02/09/exceptions-to-types/#comment-45214 1. <b>Anna Belknap</b>. That's the only thing that makes <i>CSI: NY</i> even vaguely tolerable at times. 2. <b>Juliette Binoche</b>. I should be tripping all over myself, especially in peak roles such as <i>Damage</i>, <i>Bleu</i>, and <i>Unbearable Lightness</i>, but I for some reason cannot stand her. 1.  Anna Belknap.  That’s the only thing that makes CSI: NY even vaguely tolerable at times.
2.  Juliette Binoche.  I should be tripping all over myself, especially in peak roles such as Damage, Bleu, and Unbearable Lightness, but I for some reason cannot stand her.

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