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Next Day Rush Priority Eagle Xpedite Express Postal Telegram Crucial Nonsense!

Look who the louses are who own envelopes.com.  Not only are they producing spam, they’re doing so with tons of (likely) toxic inks.

Note that none of their examples has the tell-tale giveaway: the indicium in the upper-right that says “Bulk Rate Postage Paid”.  When you get a letter, ignore the pretty birdies and look in the upper-right.  Almost nothing useful is sent less than First Class.  Unfortunately, yes, that’s “almost nothing”.  I’ve gotten $40 rebates sent third-class mail.



One Response to “Next Day Rush Priority Eagle Xpedite Express Postal Telegram Crucial Nonsense!”

  1. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    Oh, and I got a large rebate sent as a postcard!  Dumb!  I wonder how many of those went missing.  I wonder how many corrupt mail handlers and MBE staff members ordered stuff from TV with that checking account number.

    Remember the adage, “Don’t put in an email what you wouldn’t put on a postcard.”  For instance, don’t email your checking account numberOr put it on a flipping postcard!

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