Sunless Delight
Jenn was visiting family yesterday. I always sleep a bit strangely in her absence. A bit strangely.
Last night, I retired at midnight and set my alarm for 7 a.m. Now, post-Chiari, I can actually sleep when I want! This time, though, I awoke at 5. I was naked, on top of all the sheets and blankets, perpendicular to the bed, with my legs hanging off one side. I was having a bizarre dream that involved lying on something smooth, hard, cool, and undulating while drinking a one liter screwdriver made of Absolut® Vodka and Sunny Delight®. It also involved a shovel or something.
This (the undulating screwdriver thing) is not something I would normally do, partially because I no longer drink alcohol, and partially because it’s just plain weird. In any case, Jenn will be home tonight, and would severely punish any attempt to “go perpendicular on [the bed's] ass”. How welcome.
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