Worse Living Through Chemistry, Volume I
I’m hoping this post will help web surfers. If you’re looking for a caustic solution to dissolve paper, cardboard, and ink of all tested varieties, mix cat urine and diet cola in roughly equal quantities, and immerse.
This research was underwritten by the Amazon.com VISA card, which provided Thank You For Arguing and Color for Philosophers
to my nightstand, and I was ably aided by assistants Mika (our poorly-housebroken cat) and Sebastian (our clumsy cat).


















