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Giant rabbit on the loose in Britain

It sounds like a job for Wallace and Gromit. A ‘monster’ rabbit has apparently been rampaging through vegetable patches in a small village in northern England, ripping up leeks, munching turnips and infuriating local gardeners.

In an uncanny resemblance to the plot of the hit animated film ‘Wallace & Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit,’ angry horticulturists in Felton, near Newcastle, have now mounted an armed guard to protect their prized cabbages and parsnips…

‘This is no ordinary rabbit. We are dealing with a monster,’ [local resident Jeff Smith] was quoted by newspapers as saying… ‘We have two lads here with guns who are trying to shoot it, but it is very clever.’”



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