MC Underwear vs. MC Pantz

MC Underwear vs. MC Pantz
MC Underwear   Yo MC Pantz, compared to you it’s like I don’t know right

Cause when you hold that mic you rock a flow so tight

I know I’ll never need another CD in my life

You take it farther man, you’re sharper lyrically than a knife

MC Pantz   Nah, Underwear, now look, you’ve got it all wrong

You drop it off the top and still rock an impossible song

And yo I’m bitterly jealous of your delivery talents

And abilities balanced with agility when you tell us it’s on

MC Underwear   But MC Pantz got the dance moves in modern songs

You even told the president to stop dropping bombs…

This guy takes requests for songs to write and record. The preceding bit consisted of excerpts from a song that is the opposite of a diss track. He also undertakes severely constrained writing assignments, such as writing a Christmas song about falling down the stairs using only words beginning with B, E, M, P, and S: “Similarly my back’s sore probably pained ever since sliding so effervescently past seventy stairs … So everybody better buy me some super excellent presents.” But that’s not quite as cool as the constraints on False Impersonation — read the Songs To Wear Pants To page for details.

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