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Fuck you very much the FCC

The FCC Song (MP3), by Eric Idle:

Here’s a little number I wrote the other day while out duck hunting with a judge

quack

Fuck you very much the FCC

Fuck you very much for fining me

Five thousand bucks a fuck so I’m really out of luck

Thats more than Heidi Fliess was charging me.

So fuck you very much the FCC

For proving that free speech just isn’t free

Clear Channel’s a dear channel

So Howard Stern must go

Attorney General Ashcroft doesn’t like strong words and so

He’s charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbo

so Fuck you all so very much

So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush

For heroically sitting on your tush

For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail

Lets send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail

She’s an uppity rich bitch, but at least she isn’t male

So fuck you all so very much

So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too.

Fuck you and fuck everything you do.

Your pace maker must be fake

You haven’t got a heart

As far as I’m concerned your just a pasty faced old fart

And as for Condolezza she an intellectual tart

So fuck you all so very much

So fuck you very much the EPA

For giving all Alaska’s oil away

It really is a bummer

When I can’t fill my Hummer

The ozone’s a no go zone now that Arnold’s here to say,

“The nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA”

So fuck you all so very much

So what the planet fails

Lets save the great white males

And fuck you all so very much

quack

Fri, 28 May 2004 21:07:49 -0500
Under humor, music, politics
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One Response to “Fuck you very much the FCC”

  1. tom Says:
    December 8th, 2007 at 7:29 pm

    thare is a lot of hidden meenings to get around slander laws in this song

    For proving that free speech just isn’t free        no it will cost you up to $5000 a word {not reelly slander but hidden

    He’s charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbo              {Rush Limbaugh}

    The ozone’s a no go zone now that Arnold’s here to say,  “The nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA”

    }Olympic games”

    how ever

    Lets save the great white males {great whales} a popular noble cause most likely would not qualify as slander but remained hidden

    this part has a clear and unhidden  meaning  Lets send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail
    She’s an uppity rich bitch, but at least she isn’t male

    {this is not slander as it is in support of Martha and the part “uppity rich bitch” is said from the point of view of the ones who put her in jail not as a true statement of Martha every other insult  is meant as his true belief 

    it would just under 200 grand if you only count the swear words at $5000 each but if count the context of most of them they are more obscene content worthy of a fine of a quarter of a million dollars but if not played on the air this song is protected by the frist amendment 

    so at $5000 a fuck thank you very much

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