Down, boys
The Onion personal of the day:
Down, boys, she’s looking for “That nicefunsexysmart girl who knows which way the wind blows, so she can whisper it in my ear.” (No, really, Jenn, they put it on the homepage. The one with the humor on it.)
One question: if she’s 33 that makes this picture, what, 10, 12, 14 years old? Or is she just the youngest looking 33-year-old I’ve ever seen?
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