I amuse myself
You know that scene from Doctor Dolittle when Rex Harrison is reading a volume from his bookshelf, is impressed by the astuteness of the author, checks to see who it is, and discovers that he himself had written the book?
Reading at the Celtic Malts site someone is quoted as saying that the best whisky match for a deep-fried Mars bar is Loch Dhu because by doing so one “can experience two culinary abominations at the same time, with a minimum of effort.” After chuckling, I read on and saw that the quote is attributed to me. Well, at least I amuse myself.

















