Obviously the plague

The cause of death for Camus was obviously the plague; Darwin was simply unfit to continue; Einstein, to his misfortune, diced with God.  Freud slipped, Decartes stopped thinking, Galileo stopped moving.  It was clearly Luther’s diet of worms that did him in, while for Rousseau it was a contract job.  For Sartre it was nausea, for Spinoza substance abuse.  And Anselm?  A disease no greater than which can be conceived.

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