Obviously the plague
The cause of death for Camus was obviously the plague; Darwin was simply unfit to continue; Einstein, to his misfortune, diced with God. Freud slipped, Decartes stopped thinking, Galileo stopped moving. It was clearly Luther’s diet of worms that did him in, while for Rousseau it was a contract job. For Sartre it was nausea, for Spinoza substance abuse. And Anselm? A disease no greater than which can be conceived.
A requirement for a philosophy degree might be for the candidate to get each of the 100+ jokes.

















